Who doesn’t love a good Christmas joke? Christmas lunch wouldn’t be complete without the cheesy cracker jokes and best of all, kids love them and we find them hillarious too.

Below I put together some of the best 15+ Christmas cracker jokes for kids to enjoy.

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed!

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles!

Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

What athlete is warmest in winter?
 
A long jumper!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered!

Do you know any other good Christmas Cracker jokes? Leave them in the comments bellow.

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